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(2)You: Good evening, Climax Tube viewers. I'm Jet Rat Fury's vocalist Yuu, known as (2)You.
(2)You: There's also… one more guy who's hosting with me tonight.
Judah: Tsk, don't they have malt beer in here?
(2)You: Can you not ask for beer from the start?
Judah: Then tochiotome.
(2)You: We don't have either! Now hurry up and introduce yourself, idiot.
Judah: You're so useless. I'm Kagaribi’s vocalist. My single’s out so put the songs on repeat.
(2)You: That was way too vague. God, this is why I didn't want to do a joint radio with him. He never listens to anything you say and only advertises his own songs.
Judah: You can advertise yours too.
(2)You: I was about to do that.
(2)You: Our release relay has started with Lumiere, then Brave Child and Kagaribi's singles, and now JRF’s is coming out soon as well. It's going to be amazing as always, so I hope you will look forward to it.
Judah: Yeah, yeah. Now hurry up.
(2)You: You really don't restrain yourself. We're working with a time limit you know… actually wait, humoring him would only waste more time.
(2)You: Then this might be a little quick, but I'll read the fan mail.
(2)You: Radio-Name: Strawberry Fairy.
(2)You: “Judah-sama loves tochiotome a lot, but there are also other types like white strawberries. Have you ever tried them before?”
Judah: No. Tochiotome for life.
(2)You: what the… is that Kagaribi's new policy? Then let's read the next one…
(2)You: Radio-Name: Ham Mochi.
(2)You: “The JRF members seem to get along pretty well, but what are they into these days?”
Judah: Don't care.
(2)You: That's what you think.
(2)You: Um… The members occasionally gather and play online games together, sometimes with Joshua from Brave Child as well. It's fun playing solo, but I like how lively it is when we can assign different roles to players.
(2)You: That said, we don't take it too seriously. Just drinking and playing casually.
Judah: Hmmm. You're so jobless.
(2)You: Were you listening? I said it was casual.
(2)You: Whatever. How about you read the next one?
Judah: Lame…
Judah: Radio-Name: Orange.
Judah: “It seems that Kagaribi's Simon owns pet fish, but what type are they?”
Judah: Dunno.
(2)You: Is that all you're going to say? Don't you think you should care about your partner more? How many years have you two been working together?
Judah: I'm not interested in the private life of that shitty guitarist one bit. Next.
Judah: Radio-Name: Ayaka.
Judah: “What was your breakfast today?”
Judah: Huge pancakes.
(2)You: Why would you submit a letter just to ask this?! I mean, it's fine… I had white rice and salted salmon… also tamagoyaki and radish miso soup.
Judah: Huh? Rice is damn inedible.
(2)You: That’s just you.
Judah: And what was that… let's just carry on.
Judah: Radio-Name: A-ko.
(2)You: Stoooop!!
Judah: Huh?
(2)You: You don't have to read that one! Nothing of worth is written there anyway.
(2)You: A’, how much time do you have on your hands? Can you not disturb our precious time for interacting with our audience?
Judah: I need the extra time to play my songs so I'll just read it.
Judah: “Have JRF’s Yuu-kun guitar skills improved since the last time? I want to hear the honest opinion of his master.”
Judah: Who knows. It's not like he'll ever be on my level.
(2)You: Hey there, A’! Aren't you asking the wrong person? Why are you asking Judah? Just ask me instead!
Judah: He sent me the same question a while ago.
(2)You: Seriously…?
(2)You: Isn't it none of his business? I've been practicing regularly. I'm getting better day by day so I'm making progress. You don't need to worry about me, thank you very much.
Judah: There you go. Isn't that good enough? I don't care about the rest.
(2)You: Well, it's already a lot for Judah to read the messages… I guess the next one should be the last?
(2)You: Radio-Name: Joshua. Ah, Joshua sent one too?
(2)You: “Congratulations on Kagaribi's single release. They were such wonderful songs. JRF are next, right? I'm looking forward to Yuu-kun’s new songs. P.S. let's all play games together again.”
(2)You: Ah… haha, the contents are normal after all.
Judah: Hmm… that Joshua guy knows his business.
(2)You: I can't get into the details since it's not out yet, but we went with our signature rock style again. I hope not only Joshua, but our Lovely Rats and audience will listen to them a lot. I'd be happy to hear your impressions as well. Note that I don't want A-ko’s.
Judah: The others don’t really matter, but listen to Kagaribi's songs. Thanks.
[Outro]
(2)You: Hm? Cue cards? Do we have more to do?
[President Panda has prepared a bonus surprise for you]
Judah: A bonus from the shitty furball?
(2)You: I have a horrible feeling about this…
[Pots and pans fall]
Judah: You damn macho! Why're you laughing and taking pictures?
[We'll celebrate the success of the prank by posting it to our account! Now excuse us]
Judah: Don't fuck with me! I'll beat you up!
(2)You: In the end we couldn't manage a smooth wrap. Also Isn't that prank something Judah and the boss did before? You didn't need to drag me into it…
(2)You: Ah, geez. And here I was trying to do this neatly. Now you went and messed it up! You're awful!
(2)You: Good evening, Climax Tube viewers. I'm Jet Rat Fury's vocalist Yuu, known as (2)You.
(2)You: There's also… one more guy who's hosting with me tonight.
Judah: Tsk, don't they have malt beer in here?
(2)You: Can you not ask for beer from the start?
Judah: Then tochiotome.
(2)You: We don't have either! Now hurry up and introduce yourself, idiot.
Judah: You're so useless. I'm Kagaribi’s vocalist. My single’s out so put the songs on repeat.
(2)You: That was way too vague. God, this is why I didn't want to do a joint radio with him. He never listens to anything you say and only advertises his own songs.
Judah: You can advertise yours too.
(2)You: I was about to do that.
(2)You: Our release relay has started with Lumiere, then Brave Child and Kagaribi's singles, and now JRF’s is coming out soon as well. It's going to be amazing as always, so I hope you will look forward to it.
Judah: Yeah, yeah. Now hurry up.
(2)You: You really don't restrain yourself. We're working with a time limit you know… actually wait, humoring him would only waste more time.
(2)You: Then this might be a little quick, but I'll read the fan mail.
(2)You: Radio-Name: Strawberry Fairy.
(2)You: “Judah-sama loves tochiotome a lot, but there are also other types like white strawberries. Have you ever tried them before?”
Judah: No. Tochiotome for life.
(2)You: what the… is that Kagaribi's new policy? Then let's read the next one…
(2)You: Radio-Name: Ham Mochi.
(2)You: “The JRF members seem to get along pretty well, but what are they into these days?”
Judah: Don't care.
(2)You: That's what you think.
(2)You: Um… The members occasionally gather and play online games together, sometimes with Joshua from Brave Child as well. It's fun playing solo, but I like how lively it is when we can assign different roles to players.
(2)You: That said, we don't take it too seriously. Just drinking and playing casually.
Judah: Hmmm. You're so jobless.
(2)You: Were you listening? I said it was casual.
(2)You: Whatever. How about you read the next one?
Judah: Lame…
Judah: Radio-Name: Orange.
Judah: “It seems that Kagaribi's Simon owns pet fish, but what type are they?”
Judah: Dunno.
(2)You: Is that all you're going to say? Don't you think you should care about your partner more? How many years have you two been working together?
Judah: I'm not interested in the private life of that shitty guitarist one bit. Next.
Judah: Radio-Name: Ayaka.
Judah: “What was your breakfast today?”
Judah: Huge pancakes.
(2)You: Why would you submit a letter just to ask this?! I mean, it's fine… I had white rice and salted salmon… also tamagoyaki and radish miso soup.
Judah: Huh? Rice is damn inedible.
(2)You: That’s just you.
Judah: And what was that… let's just carry on.
Judah: Radio-Name: A-ko.
(2)You: Stoooop!!
Judah: Huh?
(2)You: You don't have to read that one! Nothing of worth is written there anyway.
(2)You: A’, how much time do you have on your hands? Can you not disturb our precious time for interacting with our audience?
Judah: I need the extra time to play my songs so I'll just read it.
Judah: “Have JRF’s Yuu-kun guitar skills improved since the last time? I want to hear the honest opinion of his master.”
Judah: Who knows. It's not like he'll ever be on my level.
(2)You: Hey there, A’! Aren't you asking the wrong person? Why are you asking Judah? Just ask me instead!
Judah: He sent me the same question a while ago.
(2)You: Seriously…?
(2)You: Isn't it none of his business? I've been practicing regularly. I'm getting better day by day so I'm making progress. You don't need to worry about me, thank you very much.
Judah: There you go. Isn't that good enough? I don't care about the rest.
(2)You: Well, it's already a lot for Judah to read the messages… I guess the next one should be the last?
(2)You: Radio-Name: Joshua. Ah, Joshua sent one too?
(2)You: “Congratulations on Kagaribi's single release. They were such wonderful songs. JRF are next, right? I'm looking forward to Yuu-kun’s new songs. P.S. let's all play games together again.”
(2)You: Ah… haha, the contents are normal after all.
Judah: Hmm… that Joshua guy knows his business.
(2)You: I can't get into the details since it's not out yet, but we went with our signature rock style again. I hope not only Joshua, but our Lovely Rats and audience will listen to them a lot. I'd be happy to hear your impressions as well. Note that I don't want A-ko’s.
Judah: The others don’t really matter, but listen to Kagaribi's songs. Thanks.
[Outro]
(2)You: Hm? Cue cards? Do we have more to do?
[President Panda has prepared a bonus surprise for you]
Judah: A bonus from the shitty furball?
(2)You: I have a horrible feeling about this…
[Pots and pans fall]
Judah: You damn macho! Why're you laughing and taking pictures?
[We'll celebrate the success of the prank by posting it to our account! Now excuse us]
Judah: Don't fuck with me! I'll beat you up!
(2)You: In the end we couldn't manage a smooth wrap. Also Isn't that prank something Judah and the boss did before? You didn't need to drag me into it…
(2)You: Ah, geez. And here I was trying to do this neatly. Now you went and messed it up! You're awful!
