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Reodo: Bonsoir. It's time for another Climax Tube episode. Your hosts this time are Lumiere's Reodo and…
Joshua: Hi! Brave Child’s vocalist Joshua will be with you today! It's been such a long time since I've been paired with Reo-sama.
Reodo: That's right… I'm actually glad Joshua is my partner this time. If it was someone bothersome they would've ignored the time limit and made a mess of this broadcast by now.
Joshua: Hehe, I'm honored to hear that coming from you.
Joshua: This might be too sudden, but should we start reading the fan mail now?
Reodo: Yeah, the first one is right here.
Reodo: Radio-Name: Cat Hairball.
Joshua: That's a unique name.
Reodo: “I bought Lumiere's single as soon as it came out. Your songs have always been incredible, but this time it was extra cool. The lyrics for the first track ‘uNCoNTRol’ include expressions like shooting, and it felt like my own heart was being shot in the best way possible. I hope Reo-sama would shoot me in the heart during the live performance as well.”
Reodo: … Thank you for listening to the new songs. and now that you mention it, it might be a good idea to add that kind of pose in the performance.
Joshua: Yeah, it'll look cool!
Reodo: Does Brave Child’s song also have some kind of signature line this season?
Joshua: Hmmm… I suppose I could tell you, but I think I want you to listen to the songs when they come out and find it out yourself.
Reodo: Are you evading the question… Well, I can tell from the face you're making that you made a great song.
Joshua: … You could say so. It's my turn to read the next one, right?
Joshua: Umm… Let's go with this.
Joshua: Radio-Name: Mackerel. Thanks for the letter!
Joshua: “It seems like the Brave Child members always order Mackerel, but do you like it with soy sauce or ponzu sauce?”
Joshua: Ummm… we're team “soy sauce with grated radish.” Ponzu is a nice pick as well, though! Oh, but I also recommend adding butter to soy sauce on white rice because they go so well together!
Reodo: Huh… that sounds like it tastes good.
Joshua: You should try it too, Reo-sama. It's perfection!
Reodo: All of Brave Child's members are known for drinking large amounts during the agency's drinking parties, but no matter how much they consume their faces don't flush at all. Does the same happen when you're hanging out in private?
Joshua: Hmmm… yeah, pretty much. The members can hold their drinks a lot better than me, though. I'm a lightweight compared to them.
Reodo: Really? You don't lose your energy no matter how much you drink.
Joshua: I'm telling the truth! Reo-sama, please read the next letter!
Reodo: Got it. Radio-Name: Shaggy.
Reodo: … That's a terrific name.
Joshua: It feels kind of cozy.
Reodo: “A new survival season has begun, but will the vocalists go to another training camp this time? You've been to a variety of places whether it's the extreme cold or the scorching heat, but where would you like to go next time?”
Reodo: … I don't want to do a training camp to begin with.
Joshua: Really? I like visiting different places and gaining new experiences…
Reodo: Maybe that's how it is for you, but I'm not repeating those hellish days ever again. The signal is so bad too, you can't even tell if somebody calls or texts you.
Joshua: That's true… but isn't it a great chance to deepen our bonds?
Reodo: Did our bond really deepen?
Joshua: I feel like it did.
Reodo: I see.
Joshua: As for where we want to go next…
Joshua: I'd love to go somewhere high.
Reodo: Haven't we been to a number of mountains before?
Joshua: What do you think about climbing Mount Everest?
Reodo: Absolutely not.
Joshua: That's a shame. But even better than that, we can go up to the stratosphere! A space trip sounds so fun!
Reodo: How much do you think that costs? Plus, space travel is extremely difficult even with our current technology.
Joshua: But it's not like it's impossible. It'll happen one day.
Reodo: Please stop. The panda will actually try it at this rate.
Joshua: Then where would you like to go, Reo-sama?
Reodo: I want them to stop the training camps altogether.
Joshua: We're speaking hypothetically. Don't you have any place in mind?
Reodo: If I had to say… just thinking about it, and only for arguement’s sake… an underground cave, I guess. Limestone caves look beautiful when they're lit up, too, so it would make for a good photo.
Joshua: That sounds amazing! Exploring an underground cave is fun!
Reodo: This is purely and strictly hypothetical. Don't take it seriously.
Joshua: Ok!
Reodo: Onto the last letter. Radio-Name: A… No, forget about it.
Joshua: Eh? You're not going to read it?! But they went through the effort of sending it…
Reodo: I know what kind of nonsense is inside even if I don't read it. You don't have to worry about it, let's just go with a different one. We should have enough time.
Joshua: You can't do that, Reo-sama. You have to read it! I'll do it for you.
Joshua: Radio-Name… A-ko. Haha, it's A-tan. He's a skilled writer when it comes to letters.
Joshua: Let's see what we have here…
Joshua: “Please name a 100 cool, cute, and awesome traits about NSFW’s charismatic vocalist A-tan.”
Joshua: Let me see…
Reodo: Cut it out. We can't waste our time entertaining pointless questions. Just read the next letter.
Joshua: We don't have to list them all. We can just do one, right?
Joshua: Me personally, I think it's his cheerful spirit. When I look at his lively smile, I feel like I’m gaining energy myself! What about you, Reo-sama?
Reodo: The way he's so loud for no reason, how he's so nosy beyond necessity, or how he keeps sending these letters every single time that it gets on my nerves. Just give it a rest already.
Joshua: Those are not good traits, Reo-sama. You're just complaining!
Reodo: And that's all. Let's read the next one.
[Outro]
Reodo: It's already over? We ran out of time because of A’ again.
Reodo: We're ending on this note, but I hope everyone in the audience listens to Lumiere's new single. I'd love to hear your impressions too, but please don't encourage A-ko to send any more. Yours are always welcome.
Joshua: Look forward to Brave Child's songs too! I promise to deliver a melody that touches your hearts!
Joshua: Let me hear your impressions too! Of course, A-ko-chan is also welcome!
Reodo: Stop. Don't enable him.
Joshua: I really don't mind it.
Reodo: Well then, I hope we can meet again. Merci, audience.
Joshua: See you later! Bye-bye!
Reodo: Bonsoir. It's time for another Climax Tube episode. Your hosts this time are Lumiere's Reodo and…
Joshua: Hi! Brave Child’s vocalist Joshua will be with you today! It's been such a long time since I've been paired with Reo-sama.
Reodo: That's right… I'm actually glad Joshua is my partner this time. If it was someone bothersome they would've ignored the time limit and made a mess of this broadcast by now.
Joshua: Hehe, I'm honored to hear that coming from you.
Joshua: This might be too sudden, but should we start reading the fan mail now?
Reodo: Yeah, the first one is right here.
Reodo: Radio-Name: Cat Hairball.
Joshua: That's a unique name.
Reodo: “I bought Lumiere's single as soon as it came out. Your songs have always been incredible, but this time it was extra cool. The lyrics for the first track ‘uNCoNTRol’ include expressions like shooting, and it felt like my own heart was being shot in the best way possible. I hope Reo-sama would shoot me in the heart during the live performance as well.”
Reodo: … Thank you for listening to the new songs. and now that you mention it, it might be a good idea to add that kind of pose in the performance.
Joshua: Yeah, it'll look cool!
Reodo: Does Brave Child’s song also have some kind of signature line this season?
Joshua: Hmmm… I suppose I could tell you, but I think I want you to listen to the songs when they come out and find it out yourself.
Reodo: Are you evading the question… Well, I can tell from the face you're making that you made a great song.
Joshua: … You could say so. It's my turn to read the next one, right?
Joshua: Umm… Let's go with this.
Joshua: Radio-Name: Mackerel. Thanks for the letter!
Joshua: “It seems like the Brave Child members always order Mackerel, but do you like it with soy sauce or ponzu sauce?”
Joshua: Ummm… we're team “soy sauce with grated radish.” Ponzu is a nice pick as well, though! Oh, but I also recommend adding butter to soy sauce on white rice because they go so well together!
Reodo: Huh… that sounds like it tastes good.
Joshua: You should try it too, Reo-sama. It's perfection!
Reodo: All of Brave Child's members are known for drinking large amounts during the agency's drinking parties, but no matter how much they consume their faces don't flush at all. Does the same happen when you're hanging out in private?
Joshua: Hmmm… yeah, pretty much. The members can hold their drinks a lot better than me, though. I'm a lightweight compared to them.
Reodo: Really? You don't lose your energy no matter how much you drink.
Joshua: I'm telling the truth! Reo-sama, please read the next letter!
Reodo: Got it. Radio-Name: Shaggy.
Reodo: … That's a terrific name.
Joshua: It feels kind of cozy.
Reodo: “A new survival season has begun, but will the vocalists go to another training camp this time? You've been to a variety of places whether it's the extreme cold or the scorching heat, but where would you like to go next time?”
Reodo: … I don't want to do a training camp to begin with.
Joshua: Really? I like visiting different places and gaining new experiences…
Reodo: Maybe that's how it is for you, but I'm not repeating those hellish days ever again. The signal is so bad too, you can't even tell if somebody calls or texts you.
Joshua: That's true… but isn't it a great chance to deepen our bonds?
Reodo: Did our bond really deepen?
Joshua: I feel like it did.
Reodo: I see.
Joshua: As for where we want to go next…
Joshua: I'd love to go somewhere high.
Reodo: Haven't we been to a number of mountains before?
Joshua: What do you think about climbing Mount Everest?
Reodo: Absolutely not.
Joshua: That's a shame. But even better than that, we can go up to the stratosphere! A space trip sounds so fun!
Reodo: How much do you think that costs? Plus, space travel is extremely difficult even with our current technology.
Joshua: But it's not like it's impossible. It'll happen one day.
Reodo: Please stop. The panda will actually try it at this rate.
Joshua: Then where would you like to go, Reo-sama?
Reodo: I want them to stop the training camps altogether.
Joshua: We're speaking hypothetically. Don't you have any place in mind?
Reodo: If I had to say… just thinking about it, and only for arguement’s sake… an underground cave, I guess. Limestone caves look beautiful when they're lit up, too, so it would make for a good photo.
Joshua: That sounds amazing! Exploring an underground cave is fun!
Reodo: This is purely and strictly hypothetical. Don't take it seriously.
Joshua: Ok!
Reodo: Onto the last letter. Radio-Name: A… No, forget about it.
Joshua: Eh? You're not going to read it?! But they went through the effort of sending it…
Reodo: I know what kind of nonsense is inside even if I don't read it. You don't have to worry about it, let's just go with a different one. We should have enough time.
Joshua: You can't do that, Reo-sama. You have to read it! I'll do it for you.
Joshua: Radio-Name… A-ko. Haha, it's A-tan. He's a skilled writer when it comes to letters.
Joshua: Let's see what we have here…
Joshua: “Please name a 100 cool, cute, and awesome traits about NSFW’s charismatic vocalist A-tan.”
Joshua: Let me see…
Reodo: Cut it out. We can't waste our time entertaining pointless questions. Just read the next letter.
Joshua: We don't have to list them all. We can just do one, right?
Joshua: Me personally, I think it's his cheerful spirit. When I look at his lively smile, I feel like I’m gaining energy myself! What about you, Reo-sama?
Reodo: The way he's so loud for no reason, how he's so nosy beyond necessity, or how he keeps sending these letters every single time that it gets on my nerves. Just give it a rest already.
Joshua: Those are not good traits, Reo-sama. You're just complaining!
Reodo: And that's all. Let's read the next one.
[Outro]
Reodo: It's already over? We ran out of time because of A’ again.
Reodo: We're ending on this note, but I hope everyone in the audience listens to Lumiere's new single. I'd love to hear your impressions too, but please don't encourage A-ko to send any more. Yours are always welcome.
Joshua: Look forward to Brave Child's songs too! I promise to deliver a melody that touches your hearts!
Joshua: Let me hear your impressions too! Of course, A-ko-chan is also welcome!
Reodo: Stop. Don't enable him.
Joshua: I really don't mind it.
Reodo: Well then, I hope we can meet again. Merci, audience.
Joshua: See you later! Bye-bye!