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[Voice 1]
A': Hello there! I'm NSFW's charismatic vocalist, A'! Gather 'round, all crazy gals who wanna lose it with my songs! So, let's get along and have some fun, alright?
[Voice 2]
A': What do we have here… "Do you prefer touching things that are fluffy, or soft?" Hehe let's see, which one I wonder… If you beg like a good girl, I'll be nice enough to touch you.
A': "Your favorite attraction in amusement parks" Hahaha, gotta be the roller coaster! The moment it falls from the top gets me so hyped! But y'know, they're really dangerous in winter. My scarf stuck to my mouth 'cause of the wind and I couldn't take it off, thought I'd die for real.
A': "Do you drink black coffee?" . I can drink it I guess, but isn't that just bitter? Instead, cola has to be my best choice! The more carbonated, the better! Like when it's so, so fizzy it's refreshing.
A': Hm? "What do you do when you can't fall asleep?" You wanna know? You really wanna know? That's right… Things like… Exercise? What, were you imagining something lewd there? You guys are so nasty~
A': "Your favorite side dish" Hmmm… Probably Karaage, though Teppanyaki is also nice. And Agemono is just godly! Yup. Frankly I don't really like vegetables. Yours truly has a terrible diet no matter how I think about it. People should just eat what they want whenever they have to.
[Voice 3]
A': Announcement! Dundundun… The rock band beloved across the country, NSFW's long-awaited last song is in the wor…. Hold it! Who said it was gonna be the last song? I don't acknowledge that. Anyway, please listen to our song til you're all outta steam and support us, thank you!
[Voice 4]
A': Heeee… A' at the scene. Hello everyone, how are you doing? We'll be pulling a prank on a certain damned someone today. In A-tan's grand plan to crush Panda so that shitty furball doesn't rot~!
A': It's starting now, drumroll drumroll… So what should I do… maybe I should do it the classic way now…
A': Then, I'm gonna go quietly and surprise him from behind. If I'm lucky enough his heart will stop from the shock, haha!
A': Oh! Seems like we found our target. Then let's goooo….
A': Slowly… drop dead, you shitty panda… WAH!!!
A': Just how bad was that fall?! Hilarious!! This prank was a huge success, take that you shitty panda! Hahaa!
A': Huh? What's with you? You're not moving like, at all. Did you actually croak for real?
A': Hellooo? You dead? Hey, did you die?
A': Hey… Wait, really…? Thinking about it, this guy is obviously overweight. Was your heart weak by any chance…?
A': Wai- Oh, seriously just cut it out! I don't want to be arrested for this!
A': Wo-Woah you're actually alive, stuff like faking your death are rea- AGHAHAHA WHATRE YOU DOI- HAHAHA STOP IT. DONT TICKL- AHAHA STOOOP
A': Hey! What do you think you're doing, PR manag- Huh? A prank? Don't mess with m- AHAHAHA stop! stop! I'm gonna die please stooohaha STOP!
[Voice 5]
A': Now then, I should send a secret message to Crazy Girls, huh? Okay, lend me your ear for a bit.
A': ….
A': Haha! My bad. I actually didn't have anything in mind. But for my terribly insane crazy gals, isn't me whispering like this more than enough? So here's the best fanservice…
[Voice 6]
A': Hello, honey~ it'sh your beloved darling A-tan~ Wait, this is going to voicemail- It's over! Haaa… I don't think I have more than 30 minutes either… I really wanted to see you so bad that I wasn't just shaking, but on the verge of death too.
A': Anyway, won't you see me for a bit tonight? C'mon, just for a little! Even a second! Whaaat, it hung up?! The recording's too short! The hell?!
Notes:
“Lose it” “Out of steam” … yeah those were innuendos but if I made them any more obvious I’d crinkle up like a raisin and die so please work with me here
Also, I don’t think I grossly misinterpreted anything but A-tan’s speech is pretty hard to understand sometimes so there might be mistakes orz
[Voice 1]
A': Hello there! I'm NSFW's charismatic vocalist, A'! Gather 'round, all crazy gals who wanna lose it with my songs! So, let's get along and have some fun, alright?
[Voice 2]
A': What do we have here… "Do you prefer touching things that are fluffy, or soft?" Hehe let's see, which one I wonder… If you beg like a good girl, I'll be nice enough to touch you.
A': "Your favorite attraction in amusement parks" Hahaha, gotta be the roller coaster! The moment it falls from the top gets me so hyped! But y'know, they're really dangerous in winter. My scarf stuck to my mouth 'cause of the wind and I couldn't take it off, thought I'd die for real.
A': "Do you drink black coffee?" . I can drink it I guess, but isn't that just bitter? Instead, cola has to be my best choice! The more carbonated, the better! Like when it's so, so fizzy it's refreshing.
A': Hm? "What do you do when you can't fall asleep?" You wanna know? You really wanna know? That's right… Things like… Exercise? What, were you imagining something lewd there? You guys are so nasty~
A': "Your favorite side dish" Hmmm… Probably Karaage, though Teppanyaki is also nice. And Agemono is just godly! Yup. Frankly I don't really like vegetables. Yours truly has a terrible diet no matter how I think about it. People should just eat what they want whenever they have to.
[Voice 3]
A': Announcement! Dundundun… The rock band beloved across the country, NSFW's long-awaited last song is in the wor…. Hold it! Who said it was gonna be the last song? I don't acknowledge that. Anyway, please listen to our song til you're all outta steam and support us, thank you!
[Voice 4]
A': Heeee… A' at the scene. Hello everyone, how are you doing? We'll be pulling a prank on a certain damned someone today. In A-tan's grand plan to crush Panda so that shitty furball doesn't rot~!
A': It's starting now, drumroll drumroll… So what should I do… maybe I should do it the classic way now…
A': Then, I'm gonna go quietly and surprise him from behind. If I'm lucky enough his heart will stop from the shock, haha!
A': Oh! Seems like we found our target. Then let's goooo….
A': Slowly… drop dead, you shitty panda… WAH!!!
A': Just how bad was that fall?! Hilarious!! This prank was a huge success, take that you shitty panda! Hahaa!
A': Huh? What's with you? You're not moving like, at all. Did you actually croak for real?
A': Hellooo? You dead? Hey, did you die?
A': Hey… Wait, really…? Thinking about it, this guy is obviously overweight. Was your heart weak by any chance…?
A': Wai- Oh, seriously just cut it out! I don't want to be arrested for this!
A': Wo-Woah you're actually alive, stuff like faking your death are rea- AGHAHAHA WHATRE YOU DOI- HAHAHA STOP IT. DONT TICKL- AHAHA STOOOP
A': Hey! What do you think you're doing, PR manag- Huh? A prank? Don't mess with m- AHAHAHA stop! stop! I'm gonna die please stooohaha STOP!
[Voice 5]
A': Now then, I should send a secret message to Crazy Girls, huh? Okay, lend me your ear for a bit.
A': ….
A': Haha! My bad. I actually didn't have anything in mind. But for my terribly insane crazy gals, isn't me whispering like this more than enough? So here's the best fanservice…
[Voice 6]
A': Hello, honey~ it'sh your beloved darling A-tan~ Wait, this is going to voicemail- It's over! Haaa… I don't think I have more than 30 minutes either… I really wanted to see you so bad that I wasn't just shaking, but on the verge of death too.
A': Anyway, won't you see me for a bit tonight? C'mon, just for a little! Even a second! Whaaat, it hung up?! The recording's too short! The hell?!
Notes:
“Lose it” “Out of steam” … yeah those were innuendos but if I made them any more obvious I’d crinkle up like a raisin and die so please work with me here
Also, I don’t think I grossly misinterpreted anything but A-tan’s speech is pretty hard to understand sometimes so there might be mistakes orz
