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CR: Excuse me for announcing this so late at night! This is Climax Records’ PR manager speaking!

CR: This time……! We have an urgent notice to make!

CR: ＼🐼㊗Shop Re-opening 🍜①／

Panda Chinese Restaurant is set to re-open its first branch in Shibuya Kyoozaka at 5PM, today!

Just for today, if you order “CR’s special ramen (don't question the toppings)” at the counter, the vocalists will deliver it right to your table ♡ We are also holding a campaign ♡

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CR: ＼🐼㊗Shop Re-opening 🍜②／

We are looking forward to seeing you at [Tokyo, Shibuya Kyoozaka Front 7-13-5]!

※ Please be considerate towards the residents of the area when queuing starts at 5PM. We would also greatly appreciate it if you refrained from waiting for our staff outside the restaurant.

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CR: ＼🐼㊗Shop Re-opening 🍜③／

Celebrating the opening of our new restaurant!

Exclusively for the audience that gave us their passionate support all these years ✨
We will distribute free meal coupons for our Special Panda Restaurant Boiled Egg Topping Ramen ♡

Kindly print out the coupon below and hand it directly ♡ and personally ♡ to the vocalist who will take your order 🍜

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CR: ※ Coupons may only be used once.

※ Customers who do not wish to order the boiled egg topping may switch to a topping of their choosing (item must be 100 yen or less).

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CR: We have since reflected on and learned from our mistakes, and went back to our roots. Now, we have designed the ultimate ramen bowl that is not only quick, cheap, and delicious, but also filled with the feelings of our passionate kitchen staff 👨‍🍳🍜✨

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CR: Moreover, please note that we have decided to pause all musical activities today in order to allow our agency's vocalists to complete the “Supreme Bowl.” We are looking forward to your visit!

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Reodo: Good morning, audience

Reodo: I think a few people in our audience will start a new life today [1]

Reodo: Stay true to yourself, and do everything in your power

Reodo: That's all I wanted to say

Reodo: Okay, I'll head to the agency now. I wanted to use the studio today but the staff said no for some reason. They're probably setting something up

Reodo: Well then, let's do our best this month

(2)You: This again?

(2)You: It's been years and I still can't understand the way this company chooses to spend its money 🐭

RP: The prank is scheduled for the morning, so shouldn't you start acting like a professional ramen shop owner now?? 🐭

(2)You: I'm a vocalist you know

A’: LMAO wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

A’: I・TSU・KA・MI・TA・KO・U・KE・I

(2)You: No other way around it so I guess I'm gonna go change

Joshua: 😈.｡oO (I think it's about time for everyone to start work today?)

Joshua: I took a sneak peek at the secret soup recipe, so I’m sure it'll turn out good…… 😈👌

RP: Whoa! So he gave you the recipe ( ᴗ͈ ᴗ͈)”🌹👑

Joshua: I have to go all out on this after all 💪😈

A’: “You shouldn't touch your phone after washing your hands, okay?” (Player Yuu)

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Reodo: It actually looks like a ramen shop

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RP: Huh, A-tan.,⁉️

A’: I'm gonna make a killer broth so no worries!

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Reodo: They told me to clean the tables with a duster. I remember how to do that so it'll be okay

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Judah: we don't have onions

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A’: You're 7 minutes late!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Are we a joke to you?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?

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(2)You: Wait, why are so many of you still working with unwashed hands?

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(2)You: Don't do anything that'll damage our reputation, okay? Actually, before you wash your hands go tie your hair right now if it's long enough to reach your nape

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RP: Yuu-kun’s using his phone so he's out ー‼️🐭🫵

(2)You: I'm already done preparing the toppings so 🐭

Judah: we have onions

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RP: Yuu-kun is a pro…?

(2)You: I'm a proud part-time leader, yup yup

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Reodo: I finished cleaning the tables so I'll tweet a little

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(2)You: I chopped everything save for the onions and put my faith in him to do it but it looks like that was the correct choice after all?

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RP: Excuse me, can I make an order? I'd like sushi ramen pleaseee 🐭

(2)You: We don't open until 5 PM but I accept preorders 🐭

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RP: Do you serve 🥟 with wings?? 🐭

(2)You: We're a Chinese restaurant and all? So we do have the ones you'd find in other shops

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RP: I'd like to make a reservation for two Rats at 5 PM please 🐭🐭🍜

(2)You: Thank you for your business 🐭🐭 Keep in mind that your reservation will be nullified if you fail to show up in 10 minutes

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Joshua: 😈.｡oO (And now I’m gonna let it simmer for a bit)

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(2)You: They're doing a good job with the soup too. Looks like we'll make it in time so that's great

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RP: What were you in charge of preparing, Joshua-kun?? 😈

Joshua: I was in charge of making the soup…… 😈👌

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A’: And I'm going to sample each and every topping they made

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A’: ＞＞＞A punch of gratitude for the roasted pork ＜＜＜ [2]

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RP: Did you tie your hair and wash your handsies?? 🙌✨

A’: Hair tied and hands scrubbed 💚 squeaky clean 💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚

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Reodo: …… Is Momochi not coming?

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(2)You: We're gonna have a problem if he’s bunking off. He was in charge of the dining hall right? Maybe I should call one of the JRF members to do that in case he doesn't show up by 5

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Joshua: Wow! The onions are incredible 😈✨

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Reodo: They really are…… Even better than last time actually

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A’: Slurp…… I'll add my broth to this incomplete pot…… [3]

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(2)You: Hey! Don't tweet when you're in the kitchen! Go arrange the dining hall!

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Momochi: They kinda (lol) They made me change as soon as I got to the agency (lol)

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RP: Momo-kun, hello 💜 They said Momo-kun was in charge of the hall ( ੭˙꒳ ˙)੭💜

Momochi: Seems like it~💜 I'll do my best (๑•̀ㅂ•́)و✧︎

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A’: Pounds of shredded onions and player Reodo’s water draining class

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Judah: genius ✋🌟

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RP: It's been a while since I've last seen you on Twi*ter! Yay~! … Is what I thought, but what's going on here……? Long time no see, A-tan. 🤔

A’: We're at Climax -Water Draining- Records……

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A’: Reo-sama's draining the water and……?! (Broadcast rerun)

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A’: Reo-sama: “Just get into the rhythm and it'll work out”

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(2)You: I really wanted to watch this part since we were making ramen anyway

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Joshua: I’m sure there's no need to worry since this is Reo-sama we're talking about 😈✨

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A’: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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A’: This is……!!!!!!!

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A’:
＿人人人人人人人人人＿
＞　Dear Innocence　＜
￣Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y￣

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A’: …… Not. It's actually

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A’:
＿人人人人人人人人＿
＞　uNCoNTRoL　＜
￣Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y￣

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(2)You: One thing CR won't do is betray your expectations

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A’: Player Reodo sent the noodles flying

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Joshua: Oh……🤦

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Reodo: They didn't land on A’s head this time, so it's a safe one

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Reodo: @a_nsfw Hey. If you have the time to tweet then carry the noodles

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A’: Fuee

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A’: You've gotten a little better at draining water >< I'm gonna crush you ><

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Reodo: @mmc_veronica Where did you go?

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Momochi: I had something to do for a bit >< I'll come back right now~ ><

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A’: It- It's finally complete (Broadcast rerun)

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Joshua: I fully followed the recipe, but this is my first time making it so I'm a little worried…… 🤦

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(2)You: I know we were wondering about the balance and all of that, but at least it looks good from the outside right?

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A’: And here I will add my broth…… (gulp)

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Reodo: Gross

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Momochi: That's gross

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(2)You: Really gross

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Judah: 🥚

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Joshua: Everyone gets to taste a sample now 🎶🎶

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A’: ＞＞＞Ciel's flawless ultimate soup (Joshushushushu edition)＜＜＜

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(2)You: Whoa. This taste!

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Reodo: I feel like they're pretty similar

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A’: ＞＞＞This is it＜＜＜

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A’: (I actually don't remember the original taste all that well but it's giving off an aura that screams Ciel)

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(2)You: If we disregard my unrefined palate, I think the accuracy of the taste is spot on 🐭

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Joshua: That's a relief! 😈✨🍜

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Joshua: 😈.｡oO (Even though I got the recipe from Ciel, I never actually tried it so I wasn't very sure about the taste. That's why I'm glad to know it turned out OK 👌✨)

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Joshua: 😈.｡oO (I took a sip as I was cooking though, it was delicious!)

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(2)You: We've only got 1 hour left now, and the toppings are all ready so…… This is the highlight of the day

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(2)You: This guy isn't just good at shredding onions, he's pretty impressive with the boiled eggs too

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Judah: 🥚🥚🥚
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A’: Oh my, Momo-tama went for a walk

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A’: We can all guess he went to the staff entrance

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Reodo: Can I wipe the ashtray with the same duster?

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(2)You: Uh, you have to change it. Take out a new duster and use that for the ashtray

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(2)You: Actually since when did this restaurant have ashtrays

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Momochi: Oh? Looks like you guys are all done~💜

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(2)You: You're one to talk

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RP: Seems like it's done ₍ ᐢ. ̫ .ᐢ ₎🍜💜
Momo-kun is the waiter so you'll get really busy now… I think? 💭

Momochi: I think so~💜 I'll give free service for Cheers~💜

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A’:【Newsflash】The part-time leader decided I will be in charge of the dining hall

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A’: Actually actually~~~~~ Is Momo-sama even qualified as a waiter with those skiiiiiiinny arms~~~?????? 🤔🤔🤔

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Momochi: I can do it! I'll do my best~><

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RP: Cheers will wait in line for the opening now ₍ᐢ•௰•ᐢ₎💜

Momochi: About 30 minutes left, right~? I'll be waiting~💜

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RP: I believe he's the type to get serious during the actual event so… Maybe trust him… 🐭

(2)You: … Yeah

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(2)You: Mr. Shredded Onion doesn't want to drain the water anyway so I guess I have to ask someone else to do it

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(2)You: Really though, didn't this go much more smoothly than last time? And we get to eat delicious food too so that's nice 🐭

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RP: 😈→ Soup 🌟→ Topping 🐭→ Everything 🍑→ Waiter 😎→ Waiter

🐱→ Noodles (draining!) OK 👌✨

(2)You: That was fast

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(2)You: Well, if it ever comes to it the 3 JRF members will help as waiters so I don't think I'm worried

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(2)You: Well then, I'll go get ready for the opening

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CR: ⚠ We have a very important notice to our dear customers today.

04/01/2024
—Climax Records Stock Company—

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#April_fools
#Thank_you_Audience🐼🍜❤

[Important notice for our dear customers

We at Panda Chinese Restaurant, Kyoozaka Shibuya branch greatly appreciate your ongoing patronage. We deeply regret to inform you that we have decided to postpone the official opening of our restaurant due to various circumstances.
As such, we will temporarily close our shop on 04/01/2024, 5PM. We sincerely apologize to our customers who considered visiting for the inconvenience.
And so, our scumbags will put all their efforts into earning your warm support again through their main business, that is music. We ask you to kindly watch over their journey.
...... And last but not least! I honestly couldn't stop giggling to myself when I saw how many audience members remembered this prank concept (Panda Chinese Restaurant) meow~! If we do this again...... They already got the soup down so maybe if we focus our activities on ramen we might see the comeback of panda Chinese noodles, meow~? Thank you! Audience!

-Panda Chinese Restaurant owner]

CR: However……! We will not let it end here this year, as this is CR!

(2)You: Hey

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CR: ＼🐼㊗Coming soon……!?🍜／

The official opening of our shop has been postponed due to various circumstances.
…… Just kidding! This time! We're launching an official merch line!
Please love their little selves while they're absorbed in making ramen filled with gratitude ♥

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#This_one_isnt_a_lie!

CR: CR will continue to challenge the ramen scene and shake it to the core. Please wait for further updates! And thank you very much for joining us today!

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(2)You: For a second there you had me wondering if we were going to actually serve customers this year

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QT CR: Please love their little selves while they're absorbed in making ramen filled with gratitude ♥

A’: ＞＞＞Small me＜＜＜

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A’: Hint: The ramen Momo-sama (equipment: skinny arms) is holding up

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Momochi: Umm~ What are we gonna do with so much soup~? ><

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Reodo: There's a whole lot of onion too

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Joshua: The staff said we should eat it quickly because they need to do renovations…… 🤦

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(2)You: I told you they were weird with money

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A’: So we've got no choice but to eat all of this~~~~~~~~~??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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A’: I really wanna eat it while my palate is refined this time though ( ˇωˇ )( ˇωˇ )( ˇωˇ )

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Joshua: OK 👌✨ I'll set up the plates 😈🍜

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RP: (wanna eat)(wanna eat)(wanna eat)(wanna eat)

(2)You: I'll have a bite now that I’ve prepared all the toppings

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Momochi: Cheers, please come again whenever you can~ …… Can I say that……?

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RP: Please give this starving Cheer a single bite… ( ; ; )

Momochi: I'll send it to you through black magic~><

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QT Momochi: I'll send it to you through black magic~><

A’: 【New discovery】 Can he say that

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Reodo: Well then, I'll quickly eat this

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RP: Don't forget to send pictures to his Excellency on L*NE~~~🙌💚📱

A’: M-My noods…… in bio…… ///////////////💚💚💚

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RP: you've gotta be kidding me, the shop closed right before I wanted to go ⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️ Yuu-kun, go pick up the members right now and deliver my ramen with your modified JET engine equipped car 😭

(2)You: I can't do much even if you ask me…

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Joshua: We had a good meal together with the staff 👌✨

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A’: Hmph…… (That was a fine dish!!!!!!!!!)

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RP: Excuse me… I just clocked off work but can I use this coupon 🐭💦🍜

(2)You: Uh…… Thank you for using it and um… Great work today 🐭

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RP: Food tastes even better when you eat it together 👍🏻💭💛

Joshua: Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh😈🍜✨✨✨

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RP: Did you have some 🍜 too, Momochi-kun? What do you think about it~? ( ᐢ ܸ. ̫ .ܸ ᐢ )💜

Momochi: It was very tasty~💜

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Reodo: Apparently they're gonna renovate the agency now

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(2)You: Our suppliers are carrying the pots back one by one……

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RP: The audience wants to make a simple version of the ramen too so it’d be a great help if you’d at least describe its appearance… Are Judah-kun's boiled eggs soft or hard boiled…

(2)You: They're soft boiled 🐭

(2)You: It was pretty good so I hope the staff work on their technical abilities next time 🐭🍜

RP: I worked hard at my job today and I'm okay having ramen with no toppings and no soup, just please let me eat the noodles Reo-kun drained… For heaven's sake… 🙏🏻🙏🏻

(2)You: We ate them all but he dropped a lot on the floor so if that's fine with you……

A’: 👈 The level of dismantling work I'm seeing is making me wonder if all the time we just spent was a lie

A’: (I mean it was a lie but……)

Notes:

[1] April 1st is the start of a new school/business year in Japan, so many people will start a new year in school or get into a job etc.

[2] I think this is a H×H reference. I think.

[3] “Sound effect for slurping back up excess saliva (e.g. as stimulated by desire for food)” do we have this in english

4- Itsuka mita koukei = scene I've seen before (I've seen this before). Funnier when kept in jp though.

5- Typing through tears I cannot believe I have to explain this but just in case someone reads this entry a few years from now: at the moment, twitter is overrun by massive amounts of porn bots that spam nearly every public account’s tweets with some variation of “nudes in bio” so A’ is poking fun at that because of course he would. Anyway the joke in Japanese goes ヌード..ル in case you're wondering. Basically op told him to send Ciel noods and he took it the wrong way.

6- They've done this ramen shop joke before back in 2016, which is why they keep referencing it. For the record Dearvo only managed to do something for April Fools in 2016, 2022, and now 2024 because the survival happened to be on break during April in every other year.

7- Japanese tag is #ディアヴォ_新装開店熊猫飯店2024