(2)You Tweet Translation (Mar/12/2024)

[venven]

(2)You: Hello 🐭




RP: Ah! It's Yuu-kun for the second time this week!! Glad to see you again~

(2)You: Well yeah, it is a Tuesday so……




RP: Oh no, it's time for me to leave the house but Yuu-kun showed up and now I can't take my eyes off my phone. I'm gonna be late

(2)You: Let's leave okay?




RP: Yuu-kun's salty response is making me fascinated…… I really want to have yakitori now, and grill the chicken skin with salt, but now I'm controlled by thoughts of yakitori so what do I do

(2)You: You what why how? [1]




RP: Stop acting like this the moment Yuu-kun comes here…

(2)You: They're all tired……




(2)You: Anyway, I'm in the agency's break room and?




(2)You: There's a commotion between our members because we can't go buy lunch with a broken umbrella 🐭




RP: How did Jin-san break his umbrella exactly…… 🐭

(2)You: Looks like he tried to snap it open earlier and now it won't fold back? [2]




RP: You become his umbrella Yuu-kun 🐭

(2)You: I don't wanna




(2)You: The members tried really hard to fix it but. Looks like it finally broke for good 🐭🌂




(2)You: We had plans to go to 🐼🥡 but maybe we should cancel those now 🐭




(2)You: (...... That's what I thought, but the staff saw that post and brought a vinyl umbrella 🐭)




(2)You: Well then, I'll be going 🐭




(2)You: Whoa




QT CR: Limax Records sponsored fan meeting
＼Finally Home ♡ Climax Fan Meeting／

(2)You: Isn't this a glaring typo

Joshua: 😈☝.｡oO (I think we’re better off pretending we didn’t seee it……)





(2)You: I'm Limax Records’ artist, JRF’s vocalist (2)You 🐭




(2)You: Please send your tweets moderately so you don't get hit with any restrictions 🐭




(2)You: Since I'm not the only one doing this reply fanmeet and all?




(2)You: In other words, you don't have to act like your life depends on this. Just have fun with it 🐭




A’: @mmc_veronica You come out too Momopipi!!! Your mother doesn't remember raising you like that!

Momochi: Uh, ummmmm >< I'm Limax Records' artist, Veronica's vocalist Momochi~💜

A’: Now keep this up! You can do it if you put your mind to it!

(2)You: Right right

Momochi: ><




Notes:

[1] OP’s tweet is bordering on nonsense even in the original, but I think the point was the similar kanji in these words so I tried to replicate that with the salt thing.

[2] Not a translation note I'm just loving the fact that OP immediately assumed it was Jin even though Yuu never specified.