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Message for fans:
Seems like Panda-san is back to saying weird stuff. Really, what does that mean? Give me a break.
That said, JRF getting to make more music is a good thing after all. With a concert too.
It's irritating being controlled by the panda like this, but I thought I'd start things fresh and do my best.
That's why, I don't have the time to hold meetings with Rats anymore.
Let's give it our all again. xoxo
[Voice 1]
(2)You: Hello there. Thank you very much for listening to Jet Rat Fury's Rat in a Trap Radio tonight~ Your host is Yuu, or (2)You.
(2)You: Well then, let's start with the fan mail as usual. It looks like we got so many this time… Here.
(2)You: Then I'll read the first one. Jet-Name: Platanus-chan. Thank you.
(2)You: "Japanese sushi is popular even overseas, but among those, there are ones that feel more like authentic sushi. As a lover of sushi, what do you think about this topic?"
(2)You: … It kind of feels like I'm suddenly being dragged into a big debate…
(2)You: Well, yeah. When I travel abroad I see a lot of salad rolls in strange colors. But well, isn’t it nice how it can be a chance for them to get interested in Japan? That’s what I think.
(2)You: Alright. The second one. Jet-Name: Nezumi-chan-chan. [1]
(2)You: "Which one do you like better, Mackerel Pike or Atka Mackerel? I like Mackerel Pike." It says.
(2)You: Hmmm this is the ultimate question… Mackerel Pike is so good, but I just can't let Atka Mackerel go… Come to think of it, I feel I said this before, but when Atka Mackerel's really fresh, you can eat it the Sashimi too…
(2)You: Haaa… Now I really want to eat some. Anyway, sorry! I can't choose! Please let me say I like both!
(2)You: Onto the next, third mail. Jet-Name: Cheshire-chan.
(2)You: "What was the very first CD you bought?"
(2)You: Oh, I see. I grew up surrounded by all sorts of CD's, but the first one I bought myself was… Yeah, it was a rock one. I think it was around elementary school when I did. Well, I didn't really think I'd join a rock band myself back then. Life is such a mystery.
(2)You: So, we've got into all this deep talk, but let's get to the song-
(2)You: Huh? I'm done reading the mail, there's nothing left.
(2)You: I said, it's over because it is. Please queue the song. So tonight's song is Jet Rat Fury's-
(2)You: Aah! you're so stubborn! Fine, I'll read it!
(2)You: Ok. Jet-Name: A-ko.
(2)You: … Why's he doing this every single time. Do you have nothing better to do?
(2)You: "The other day, I saw Yuu-kun going home proudly in a battered car."
(2)You: …Huh? Do you want to get killed?
(2)You: "Did I imagine something or was someone there in the passenger seat?"
(2)You: Why do you keep sending these every radio episode? Cut the crap! And it was your imagination! Nobody was there! Are you satisfied now?! Cue the song already!
(2)You: Then. Putting that aside, today's song is our, Jet Rat Fury's, number "Keep Looking." Have a listen.
[Voice 2]
(2)You: Hello? I'm sorry for calling all of a sudden. I'm Jet Rat Fury's vocalist, (2)You. Hello again.
(2)You: Ah. So you were surprised after all. I understand, but it really is me in the flesh.
(2)You: … But it sounds more suspicious when I say it like that. We're currently doing audience surprise calls as one of Panda's challenges.
(2)You: It's that project where we choose Rats all around Japan to call through a raffle, do you know about it?
(2)You: Ah, really?! Then you probably understand, but you had the honor to get involved in our mess, so excuse me and stay with me a little.
(2)You: That said, I was the one who chose you, y'know? Well, while I'm at it, I should express my thanks.
(2)You: Thank you for your continued support. Also, I'd be glad if you remained as one of my lovely Rats. What say you?
(2)You: That's a good answer. Oh, seems like it's about time… but even if I say that, you don't want to hang up, do you? Hahah, I was just kidding.
(2)You: Then, thank you for your time! See you!
[Voice 3]
(2)You: Meeting at the arcade… I really don't understand these people.
(2)You: To top it off, none of them is here yet. And it's been five minutes already. How hopeless are my members…
(2)You: Should I play a game while I wait…
(2)You: …?
(2)You: What is this? "Heart-Pounding Whack-A-Panda?" Seriously? So basically, it's a panda version of Whack-A-Mole? This is the first I've heard of one, though.
(2)You: Guess I'll give it a go. Hitting pandas counts as some form of stress relief, right?
(2)You: Oh. And I have just the right amount of coins. Heheh.
(2)You: How long has it been since I've played games in an arcade like this?
(2)You: It started!
[Hits targets]
(2)You: Yaay! Level clear!
(2)You: This might be better than I thought. Releasing my pent-up anger from all those days every time I hit the panda feels awesome!
(2)You: Oh? Did I progress to the next stage? So it'll get harder than before?
[Hits target again]
(2)You: Yay! Wait a minute, don't I have a talent for this? Maybe it's because of my hatred for Panda-san.
(2)You: ..! Final stage? So this the last one? Darn, it was just getting fun…
(2)You: It started already!
[Wins with difficulty]
(2)You: I won! Level clear!
[Explosion]
(2)You: P-Panda-san?! What're you doing here…?
(2)You: …Huh? What are you talking about? The grudge from all the pandas I tormented? I was just playing a game! If you have a problem with that, go tell the person who made th-
[Whack]
(2)You: Ouch…
(2)You: Nah, even if it's a squeaky toy hammer, if you hit that hard this will happen! Just how much did you mess with things here?
[Everyone cheered.]
(2)You: HUH? So this Whack-A-Panda thing was made just for this prank? How useless!
(2)You: Y-You don't say my members organized all of this…?
(2)You: AAAAH! I really can't believe you lot! I will make you all pay, remember that!
[Voice 4]
(2)You: Uuum, it seems like someone wrote a PR piece about me. So let's just get to reading. What do we have here…
(2)You: "I've thought about it carefully since then, and I think Yuu is only tsuntsun and does not resemble a cat. Cats are cuter." [2]
(2)You: …Huh? What is this Reodo saying? I don't know what he's getting at. Did he even do any actual PR?
[Voice 5]
(2)You: Alright, it's assembly time for Rats. I have an important message to you all today, so please listen carefully.
(2)You: Of course, we put all our efforts into making our new song, so I want as many people to listen to it, but among those…
(2)You: I want especially you, the one cheering for me all the time, to hear it. At the concert, preferably. I'm waiting for you.
[Voice 6]
(2)You: 'Kaaay. Your drinks, everyone. Do you all have them?
(2)You: Then let's make a toast! You all want to drink up already, right?
(2)You: Then, amazing work on the 2017 Halloween party. Cheers!
(2)You: Beer's really great after work. What about snacks? Are they not here yet?
(2)You: Hey, A! Weren't you talking about ordering pizza earlier? What happened to that?
[(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*.✧]
(2)You: So good… Did you say this was Fukui alcohol?
(2)You: Oh, what. The bottle that was here…
(2)You: Hey, Joshua! Don't go around carrying that. It's mine.
(2)You: Eeh? No way it's already empty? Then you have to order more? It's a bother, so why don't we get a large bottle? Everyone can drink from that.
[(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*.✧]
(2)You: Cause… I'm saying… None of you drank anything yet. All the CR staff…
(2)You: Here! Go ahead! Drink up, drink up!
(2)You: Hey wait… Don't steal it like that… Gimme!
(2)You: So here… Drink… Cause you didn't drink at all yet…
[(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*.✧]
(2)You: ………
(2)You: ….? PR manager? What do you want, you're so loud…
(2)You: …Huh? It's over? Already? Why? I didn't drink at all…
(2)You: What is it? Those who wanna go home can go then…
[Snoring]
(2)You: I'm saying! You're too loud! And I'm not drunk at all! I just wanted to rest a little…
(2)You: I can go home by myse…
(2)You: Okay, I'm okay, heheh… Just resting a bit…
[Snoring]
Notes:
[1] Yuu and a few others add -chan to the end of the sender's name by default, but this one already had -chan at the end of hers so it looks like this now.
[2] Figured I'd just leave tsuntsun as it is because.
3- I spelled things normally in the last voice sample despite how much he was slurring his words because I assume you’re already listening and there’s no point in making things harder to read. I have to say I’m not very confident in how I deciphered his speech though
Message for fans:
Seems like Panda-san is back to saying weird stuff. Really, what does that mean? Give me a break.
That said, JRF getting to make more music is a good thing after all. With a concert too.
It's irritating being controlled by the panda like this, but I thought I'd start things fresh and do my best.
That's why, I don't have the time to hold meetings with Rats anymore.
Let's give it our all again. xoxo
[Voice 1]
(2)You: Hello there. Thank you very much for listening to Jet Rat Fury's Rat in a Trap Radio tonight~ Your host is Yuu, or (2)You.
(2)You: Well then, let's start with the fan mail as usual. It looks like we got so many this time… Here.
(2)You: Then I'll read the first one. Jet-Name: Platanus-chan. Thank you.
(2)You: "Japanese sushi is popular even overseas, but among those, there are ones that feel more like authentic sushi. As a lover of sushi, what do you think about this topic?"
(2)You: … It kind of feels like I'm suddenly being dragged into a big debate…
(2)You: Well, yeah. When I travel abroad I see a lot of salad rolls in strange colors. But well, isn’t it nice how it can be a chance for them to get interested in Japan? That’s what I think.
(2)You: Alright. The second one. Jet-Name: Nezumi-chan-chan. [1]
(2)You: "Which one do you like better, Mackerel Pike or Atka Mackerel? I like Mackerel Pike." It says.
(2)You: Hmmm this is the ultimate question… Mackerel Pike is so good, but I just can't let Atka Mackerel go… Come to think of it, I feel I said this before, but when Atka Mackerel's really fresh, you can eat it the Sashimi too…
(2)You: Haaa… Now I really want to eat some. Anyway, sorry! I can't choose! Please let me say I like both!
(2)You: Onto the next, third mail. Jet-Name: Cheshire-chan.
(2)You: "What was the very first CD you bought?"
(2)You: Oh, I see. I grew up surrounded by all sorts of CD's, but the first one I bought myself was… Yeah, it was a rock one. I think it was around elementary school when I did. Well, I didn't really think I'd join a rock band myself back then. Life is such a mystery.
(2)You: So, we've got into all this deep talk, but let's get to the song-
(2)You: Huh? I'm done reading the mail, there's nothing left.
(2)You: I said, it's over because it is. Please queue the song. So tonight's song is Jet Rat Fury's-
(2)You: Aah! you're so stubborn! Fine, I'll read it!
(2)You: Ok. Jet-Name: A-ko.
(2)You: … Why's he doing this every single time. Do you have nothing better to do?
(2)You: "The other day, I saw Yuu-kun going home proudly in a battered car."
(2)You: …Huh? Do you want to get killed?
(2)You: "Did I imagine something or was someone there in the passenger seat?"
(2)You: Why do you keep sending these every radio episode? Cut the crap! And it was your imagination! Nobody was there! Are you satisfied now?! Cue the song already!
(2)You: Then. Putting that aside, today's song is our, Jet Rat Fury's, number "Keep Looking." Have a listen.
[Voice 2]
(2)You: Hello? I'm sorry for calling all of a sudden. I'm Jet Rat Fury's vocalist, (2)You. Hello again.
(2)You: Ah. So you were surprised after all. I understand, but it really is me in the flesh.
(2)You: … But it sounds more suspicious when I say it like that. We're currently doing audience surprise calls as one of Panda's challenges.
(2)You: It's that project where we choose Rats all around Japan to call through a raffle, do you know about it?
(2)You: Ah, really?! Then you probably understand, but you had the honor to get involved in our mess, so excuse me and stay with me a little.
(2)You: That said, I was the one who chose you, y'know? Well, while I'm at it, I should express my thanks.
(2)You: Thank you for your continued support. Also, I'd be glad if you remained as one of my lovely Rats. What say you?
(2)You: That's a good answer. Oh, seems like it's about time… but even if I say that, you don't want to hang up, do you? Hahah, I was just kidding.
(2)You: Then, thank you for your time! See you!
[Voice 3]
(2)You: Meeting at the arcade… I really don't understand these people.
(2)You: To top it off, none of them is here yet. And it's been five minutes already. How hopeless are my members…
(2)You: Should I play a game while I wait…
(2)You: …?
(2)You: What is this? "Heart-Pounding Whack-A-Panda?" Seriously? So basically, it's a panda version of Whack-A-Mole? This is the first I've heard of one, though.
(2)You: Guess I'll give it a go. Hitting pandas counts as some form of stress relief, right?
(2)You: Oh. And I have just the right amount of coins. Heheh.
(2)You: How long has it been since I've played games in an arcade like this?
(2)You: It started!
[Hits targets]
(2)You: Yaay! Level clear!
(2)You: This might be better than I thought. Releasing my pent-up anger from all those days every time I hit the panda feels awesome!
(2)You: Oh? Did I progress to the next stage? So it'll get harder than before?
[Hits target again]
(2)You: Yay! Wait a minute, don't I have a talent for this? Maybe it's because of my hatred for Panda-san.
(2)You: ..! Final stage? So this the last one? Darn, it was just getting fun…
(2)You: It started already!
[Wins with difficulty]
(2)You: I won! Level clear!
[Explosion]
(2)You: P-Panda-san?! What're you doing here…?
(2)You: …Huh? What are you talking about? The grudge from all the pandas I tormented? I was just playing a game! If you have a problem with that, go tell the person who made th-
[Whack]
(2)You: Ouch…
(2)You: Nah, even if it's a squeaky toy hammer, if you hit that hard this will happen! Just how much did you mess with things here?
[Everyone cheered.]
(2)You: HUH? So this Whack-A-Panda thing was made just for this prank? How useless!
(2)You: Y-You don't say my members organized all of this…?
(2)You: AAAAH! I really can't believe you lot! I will make you all pay, remember that!
[Voice 4]
(2)You: Uuum, it seems like someone wrote a PR piece about me. So let's just get to reading. What do we have here…
(2)You: "I've thought about it carefully since then, and I think Yuu is only tsuntsun and does not resemble a cat. Cats are cuter." [2]
(2)You: …Huh? What is this Reodo saying? I don't know what he's getting at. Did he even do any actual PR?
[Voice 5]
(2)You: Alright, it's assembly time for Rats. I have an important message to you all today, so please listen carefully.
(2)You: Of course, we put all our efforts into making our new song, so I want as many people to listen to it, but among those…
(2)You: I want especially you, the one cheering for me all the time, to hear it. At the concert, preferably. I'm waiting for you.
[Voice 6]
(2)You: 'Kaaay. Your drinks, everyone. Do you all have them?
(2)You: Then let's make a toast! You all want to drink up already, right?
(2)You: Then, amazing work on the 2017 Halloween party. Cheers!
(2)You: Beer's really great after work. What about snacks? Are they not here yet?
(2)You: Hey, A! Weren't you talking about ordering pizza earlier? What happened to that?
[(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*.✧]
(2)You: So good… Did you say this was Fukui alcohol?
(2)You: Oh, what. The bottle that was here…
(2)You: Hey, Joshua! Don't go around carrying that. It's mine.
(2)You: Eeh? No way it's already empty? Then you have to order more? It's a bother, so why don't we get a large bottle? Everyone can drink from that.
[(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*.✧]
(2)You: Cause… I'm saying… None of you drank anything yet. All the CR staff…
(2)You: Here! Go ahead! Drink up, drink up!
(2)You: Hey wait… Don't steal it like that… Gimme!
(2)You: So here… Drink… Cause you didn't drink at all yet…
[(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*.✧]
(2)You: ………
(2)You: ….? PR manager? What do you want, you're so loud…
(2)You: …Huh? It's over? Already? Why? I didn't drink at all…
(2)You: What is it? Those who wanna go home can go then…
[Snoring]
(2)You: I'm saying! You're too loud! And I'm not drunk at all! I just wanted to rest a little…
(2)You: I can go home by myse…
(2)You: Okay, I'm okay, heheh… Just resting a bit…
[Snoring]
Notes:
[1] Yuu and a few others add -chan to the end of the sender's name by default, but this one already had -chan at the end of hers so it looks like this now.
[2] Figured I'd just leave tsuntsun as it is because.
3- I spelled things normally in the last voice sample despite how much he was slurring his words because I assume you’re already listening and there’s no point in making things harder to read. I have to say I’m not very confident in how I deciphered his speech though
