Dear Vocalist - Tweet Timeline Translation (Aug/10/2015)

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Ciel: Seems like rain's stopped, so maybe I should go for a run before it gets hot…

Ciel: Good morning, Schwesters

RT: Take care not to get heatstroke (๑•̀ㅂ•́)و✧

Ciel: Thank you. I will

A': Morning

A': Oh yeah, how cool is this? My follower count went up like crazy???

A': We're almost at 1000 peeps right? right??

A': Please get me there—! Oh, you can ignore the other tho lol

Momochi: @a_nsfw How mean~! Say you want them to welcome all of us~

Momochi: Morning, Cheers ♪

Momochi: I'm going to Shibuya~

Momochi: See you later ☆

CR: [Panda] It is the start of a new week, meow (ノ*ΘェΘ*)　Now, you'll work your very hardest starting today, meow~!

CR: [Panda] That aside, I have some news, meow!

CR: The magazine about our company's artists has been released today! Please purchase and read it!

Ciel: Did any Schwesters get the magazine with our photoshoot yet?

Ciel: Please try to read it sometime. Thank you

CR: We have updated our company blog as well, so please check it out!

CR: Company blog URL ⇒http://rejetweb.jp/dearvo/blog/

CR: [Panda] That blog is where Me's faithful subordinate makes dedicated updates, meow. Audience members, please take a cool, meow!

CR: Our artists' goods received great reviews! Thank you for your warm welcomes toward these scumbags! Feel free to use their photoshoot pictures!

CR: Please try to buy and obtain your favorite vocalist's goods! I saw them myself at the agency, but the details are pretty well made.

CR: [Panda] …. And so! The life or death survival program has started, meow!

A': But hey, I've been working really hard all this time y'know. So many Crazy Girls were rooting for me y'knowww

(2)You: We already have an established fanbase so I'm honestly not troubled at all

Judah: I'll be fine if only people who wanna listen to my music come along

CR: [Panda] Aaaa no no! That lame way of thinking is why You're all scum, meow! Scum within scum! Top class scum! Scum gods!

Momochi: You can just say anything if you're the boss huh

CR: [Panda] Aim for the top with anything you do, otherwise you may as well die. …. That's what a famous legendary panda priest used to say, meow.

Reodo: Save the sleep talk for when you're asleep

RT CR: [Panda] Aim for the top with anything you do, otherwise you may as well die. …. That's what a famous legendary panda priest used to say, meow.

A': Who the hell is that panda priest lololololololol

CR: [Panda] Anyway, You're all hopeless the way You are right now! Do You see Your CD's charting anywhere? No You Don't! Are you popular among the general public? No You're Not!

CR: [Panda] You will take over this land, and shake Japan, no, the whole world!

(2)You: You're speaking on a ridiculously large scale again

A': I thought that shitty panda will tell us to conquer space at that rate lololol

Ciel: So you're saying you can't be satisfied if we just maintain the status quo

CR: [Panda] …. That, is why straightforward promotion tactics are important, meow. Treasuring existing fans, and acquiring new ones! That's the way!

CR: [Panda] And because of that, we made each band's vocalist create an account, meow! Me will punish anyone who doesn't use it properly, meow ♥

Judah: You keep forcing us to do annoying things you shitty furball

A': Shitty furball!

CR: [Panda] Me will punish you, meow ♥

(2)You: I realized joining this agency was my life's biggest mistake

Momochi: @2you_jrf There, there. Let's work together as a team and do our best!

Reodo: And? I don't think we'll suddenly get a ton of fans and sell our songs by randomly tweeting about the worthless details of our daily lives

Ciel: @reodo_lumiere That's true

CR: [Panda] Hehehe! No need to worry about that, meow! They're still a secret, but You'll have to do… A lot of other things, meow ┌(*ΘェΘ)┐

CR: [Panda] After all, this is a s u r v i v a l !

Momochi: What the! So scary

Judah: Got an awful feeling about this

CR: [Panda] That's another story though, meow. For the time being, have fun with fans whenever You don't have orders meow~. You have to connect with the audience!

CR: [Panda] Hehehehe….! Also thank you, audience! The Climax Records official account ★surpassed 1000 followers!!!! Of course Me managed to attract everyone with my pandy charm, far from the likes of scum meow….

A': How the hell!! Why's the panda first place?!?!?!?!

(2)You: ……. Pandy?

CR: ★ Letters and presents sent to our artists will be received at the concert venue or the address attached to the letter. They may take time to send over to the artist after arriving at the agency. It is not possible to store fresh flowers, so they can only be accepted at the venue. For more details please visit our blog.

Momochi: Heyo—★ As the president said, I came here to talk to Cheers~

Momochi: Yesterday was August 9th, aka Hug Day! Did you know about it?

Momochi: As expected of my Cheers! So many of you knew already

RT: I knew~! Give Cheers an air hug ♡

Momochi: I was thinking of something better but…. Is just an air hug ok?

Momochi: If August 9th is for hugs, isn't August 10th Heart Day?

Momochi: So from me to the Cheers that support me….

Momochi: Huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuug 💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜

A': @mmc_veronica Momo, you have to give Cheers pigeons! Pigeons!!!! [1]

A': Cause like, isn't it pigeon day. Pigeon

Momochi: Gruuu

A': @mmc_veronica Gruuu 🐦

(2)You: @mmc_veronica Gruuu

Judah: @mmc_veronica Gruuu

A': @reodo_lumiere Minettes are saying "Reo-samaaa we're waiting 4 u to go gruuu!!!!"

Reodo: @a_nsfw Hey. Not a single Minette said that

Reodo: Gruu

Ciel: What is this gruuu spam I'm seeing

Ciel: Pigeons…?

Ciel: Since when did our agency become a pigeon house…

Ciel: Why is everyone trying to get me to look after these pigeons

Ciel: { Gruuu

Ciel: Now it's your responsibility

A': Was that an earthquake? Scared the crap out of me

A': Are you all okay?

RT: It was scary :;(∩´﹏`∩);:

A': Aaa, there there ♡ it really was~♡

A': I'm alright. Thank you for worrying about me, Crazy Girls ♡

A': The panda's being fussy so I've gotta go, see ya ♪

Reodo: Good evening, Minettes

Reodo: I was busy all day so I didn't tweet much, sorry

Reodo: I just read through all of your replies. Thank you for taking the time to send them

Ciel: Hey, is Judah not here

A': Eeh? Judah?

A': Ah, found him

A': He was trying to go home in secret lololol @the locker room

A': @judah_kgrb yo, they're looking for you lolol

Ciel: @a_nsfw @judah_kgrb Judah, you didn't tweet that much today. Do Warms mean nothing to you?

Judah: @ciel_df @a_nsfw Shut up, all of you

Momochi: Judah-kun can be soo cold ♪

Momochi: Then, I should get going too. Meet me tomorrow, Cheers ♪

Momochi: CHU♡

(2)You: Oh what, did everybody go home already?

(2)You: Then I'll go too. I hate being last

(2)You: See ya then. Goodnight, Lovely Rats ♪

Ciel: Thank you for everything today. See you later, Schwesters

Notes:

[1] Heart (hāto) and pigeon (hato) sound similar so 8/10 can be both heart and pigeon day.