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Reodo: Good morning, audience. The weather's nice today

RP: Good morning to you Reo-sama! Yesterday was chilly, but did you have a good weekend ฅ^•ω•^ฅ?

Reodo: Yeah. I did some work regarding our new songs, so I felt pretty fulfilled

RP: All that matters is that you felt fulfilled~ I can't wait to listen to those songs lots ( ´. ̫ .` )💗

Reodo: Heheh. Look forward to it. I worked hard this time again

[Quoting Rejet announcement]

Reodo: I think Momochi said this already, but you might want to check this if you haven't made your orders yet

RP: The preorder bonuses are great of course, but preorders are important because of the certainty~~~~~! CD’s are selling out in stores recently so you need to do it っ ̫ -˘💗

Reodo: That's right. You're better off preordering yours

Reodo: It would make me sad too if I went to the store on the CD’s release day only for it to be sold out

RP: I'm really excited for the members’ personal messages 🎀 The ones from last time were really amazing…! (⸝⸝ᐡ. ̫ .ᐡ⸝⸝)🐾

Reodo: Simba and the rest were really looking forward to it

RP: I placed my order at the CD shop just yesterday! Since I might as well go for the preorder bonus! ✨

Reodo: Thank you. I'll seriously work hard to make it a good CD

Reodo: Well then, the members are here so I'll get going

Reodo: Everyone, let's do our best together this week again

Judah: hah

Judah: going home

Judah: is this bastard the only one still on break

QT Judah: is this bastard the only one still on break

Joshua: It seems a lot of people took today off 😈💦

Joshua: The PR manager told me Momo-sama called in sick too 🤦‍♂️💦

Joshua: 🤦‍♂️💦.｡oO (I actually had to stay home on Saturday too because I felt like I caught a cold……)

RP: Are you doing alright with the cold? 💦 It's March but the air's still cool so try to stay warm 😢

Joshua: I really have to pay attention to my health…… 🤦‍♂️💦

RP: Please take care of yourself 🤕

Joshua: Thank you 🤦‍♂️💦 [1]

RP: Take care 😭 Are the members doing okay?? 😭

Joshua: I was worried that I might have passed it on to them, but when I contacted them they seemed to be okay so I was relieved 😈👌

RP: That's a relief~! Us Devils will try to stay as healthy as possible too 😈👌

Joshua: It's still gonna be cold for a while, so it is good to take care of your health now 😈😈😈😈👌✨

RP: Activities might be more painful for you today, so please don't overdo it.

Joshua: OK 😈👌

RP: Let's work on staying healthy together and have fun this survival 😈💞🎶

Joshua: That's it exactly 😈😈😈

Joshua: I'll do some work today and then rest immediately 😈✨

bye😈😷😈😷😈😷

QT Joshua: The PR manager told me Momo-sama called in sick too 🤦‍♂️💦

A’: Oh my?

QT Joshua: 🤦‍♂️💦.｡oO (I actually had to stay home on Saturday too because I felt like I caught a cold……)

A’: My, my?

A’: I hope my springy girls can keep their health flawless too~

RP: A-tan seems lively but are you doing okay~??

A’: My health management abilities are also full of charisma so 😎👍

RP: Can the flawless health A-tan give girls with poor health some words of advice please,,, 😔

A’: You know that uh, Rad*o Exercise [2]

A’: Episode 2 btw

A’: Episode 2 for the experts

RP: A-tan❕I’m gonna start living alone this spring and I'm super anxious so I want your advice 🥺💚

A’: Make sure to spray V*rsan 😎👍 [3]

RP: White Day soon |ूᐕ)

A’: Ha……

A’: ＞＞＞The spring events of life＜＜＜

A’: ＞＞＞Can’t fight on an empty stomach＜＜＜

A’: Thinking that~~~~ I was considering taking a trip to H*karie’s Underground ( ˇωˇ ) (already there)

A’: Gonna go for a one pack selection~~~ ( ˇωˇ )

Momochi: Cheers~💜 Good evening 💜

RP: Momochi-kun!! I heard you weren't feeling well so are you okay~? 😭💦

Momochi: Ah 💜 Yup 💜 Sorry for worrying you~ ><

RP: If you're doing okay then it's all good ඉ_ඉ💜 Your health can easily get thrown off balance with these temperature changes so let's both take care (´•ω•`)

Momochi: Pretty much~💜 I think I got cold because of the rain the other day~💜

RP: It's easy to fall ill this season, so please rest whenever you can 🥲 I hope Momo-kun can stay healthy ૮ . ̫ . ა💜

Momochi: Thank you~💜 I'm taking it easy today~><

RP: Also~ Cheers will also cast a spell to make you feel better soon (*•̀ㅁ•́*)🪄⌒💜💜

Momochi: Wow~💜 This is bringing me back to perfect health 💜

Momochi: Cheers have to be careful while the seasons change too, okay~?

A’:
＿人人人人人人人＿
＞ Ah 💜 Yup 💜 ＜
￣Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^￣

Momochi: A-kun? Is something wrong?

A’: I- I'm glad you're feeling better~~~~>< 💜

Momochi: Um…… Ahahah~...... Thanks~

RP: Yeees 💜 Roger (*`･ω･)ゞ
Good girl Cheers will take care of their health too! 💜

Momochi: Good~ 💜 That's a great answer 💜

QT Momochi: Um…… Ahahah~...... Thanks~

A’: 🥺🥺🥺💜

RP: I think Momochi-kun’s words will keep me healthy so I won't get sick〜^っ. т^ Thank you (ᐡ´• ·̫•)💜

Momochi: Really? That's great~💜

Momochi: I think I'll rest well for the rest of the day~>< You stay warm too, Cheers~💜

A’: ＞＞＞You’re still in CR tho＜＜＜

(2)You: Okay, Rats assemble now 🐭

RP: Yuu-kuuun!! Assembly 🐭🐭
I got locked out of my account recently but I'm still checking your account!!!?!!!?

(2)You: I've been hearing about people getting locked out recently

(2)You: Like if you change your display name and such? Be careful everyone 🐭

RP: If you don't have any followers, @post too much, or if your account is new then it's over 🐭 (veteran)

(2)You: Huuuh (A veteran Rat has appeared)

RP: Because of that a chill ran down Crazy Girls’ spines when A-kun changed his display name……

(2)You: He’s always changing his username but his profile still shows up now

RP: Hello 🐭
Check my profile 🍣💕 [4]

(2)You: There you go (I confirmed this is a Rat so I'm taking it 🐭)

RP: So did we meet today's comedy quota? 🐭✨

(2)You: Wait, what is this about a quota

RP: This is a black company so… It keeps getting harder to meet the quota 🐭💦 Gotta work overtime…

(2)You: For a comedy finale……?

(2)You: Wait

(2)You: What the heck is a fall sushi

RP: Isn't that an improvement? Otherwise A-tan will have to be a spring potato for life… 🐭ᴳᵘˡᵖ

(2)You: I think he can keep being a spring potato for life 🐭

A’: What're you sayingggg!!! You fall sushiii!!!

(2)You: This spring potato didn't get locked out

RP: A fall sushi……?? Like katsuo…???

(2)You: You take your seasons seriously huh

(2)You: No

RP: (2)You (Katsuo)

(2)You: The name does sound like that kinda huh…… [5]

RP: A splendid tsukkomi performance! Spring Potato & Fall Sushi comedy duo, now on *-1‼️

(2)You: Do not

RP: If you keep saying that, it'll end up in one of president 🐼’s challenges

(2)You: I'm gonna go home before he sees this post 🐭

RP: Is there a spring tochiotome too?!⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️

(2)You: Why are these showing up after I said I'm going home

RP: Uh, um, would a winter st*rbucks be okay… 🍑

(2)You: Hey……

A’: @mmc_veronica (Come out nowww I know you're faking illnesssss)

RP: You can feel CR all through spring summer fall and winter

(2)You: Huh……

Momochi: @a_nsfw

A’: Ahhhhhh…… ♡

A’: (run)

(2)You: See? I knew this is how it'd turn out

A’: @judah_kgrb (Come out nowww I know you're thereeee)

Judah: 🍓

A’: ＞＞＞Time difference＜＜＜

(2)You: I guess I should get going now yeah

(2)You: You're dismissed for today. CYA 🐭❤

Notes:

[1] Both OP’s tweet and Joshua's reply are in Chinese.

[2] NHK’s radio exercise show. Pretty sure he mentioned this before.

[3] A brand of insecticide.

[4] You can probably tell but the joke is that this person is replying like a bot.

[5] (2)YOU: tsu-yu. Sounds similar if you squint.

6- A’s “run” is more of an imperative rather than a description of what he's doing but it's significantly less funny if I add more words to get that across.

7- Judah replied 7 minutes late.