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Reodo: Good morning, audience. The weather's nice today




RP: Good morning to you Reo-sama! Yesterday was chilly, but did you have a good weekend เธ…^•ω•^เธ…?

Reodo: Yeah. I did some work regarding our new songs, so I felt pretty fulfilled




RP: All that matters is that you felt fulfilled~ I can't wait to listen to those songs lots ( ´. ฬซ .` )๐Ÿ’—

Reodo: Heheh. Look forward to it. I worked hard this time again




[Quoting Rejet announcement]

Reodo: I think Momochi said this already, but you might want to check this if you haven't made your orders yet




RP: The preorder bonuses are great of course, but preorders are important because of the certainty~~~~~! CD’s are selling out in stores recently so you need to do it ใฃ ฬซ -ห˜๐Ÿ’—

Reodo: That's right. You're better off preordering yours




Reodo: It would make me sad too if I went to the store on the CD’s release day only for it to be sold out




RP: I'm really excited for the members’ personal messages ๐ŸŽ€ The ones from last time were really amazing…! (โธโธแก. ฬซ .แกโธโธ)๐Ÿพ


Reodo: Simba and the rest were really looking forward to it




RP: I placed my order at the CD shop just yesterday! Since I might as well go for the preorder bonus! โœจ

Reodo: Thank you. I'll seriously work hard to make it a good CD




Reodo: Well then, the members are here so I'll get going




Reodo: Everyone, let's do our best together this week again




Judah: hah




Judah: going home




Judah: is this bastard the only one still on break




QT Judah: is this bastard the only one still on break

Joshua: It seems a lot of people took today off ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ’ฆ




Joshua: The PR manager told me Momo-sama called in sick too ๐Ÿคฆ‍โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฆ




Joshua: ๐Ÿคฆ‍โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฆ.๏ฝกoO (I actually had to stay home on Saturday too because I felt like I caught a cold……)




RP: Are you doing alright with the cold? ๐Ÿ’ฆ It's March but the air's still cool so try to stay warm ๐Ÿ˜ข

Joshua: I really have to pay attention to my health…… ๐Ÿคฆ‍โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฆ




RP: Please take care of yourself ๐Ÿค•

Joshua: Thank you ๐Ÿคฆ‍โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฆ [1]




RP: Take care ๐Ÿ˜ญ Are the members doing okay?? ๐Ÿ˜ญ

Joshua: I was worried that I might have passed it on to them, but when I contacted them they seemed to be okay so I was relieved ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ‘Œ




RP: That's a relief~! Us Devils will try to stay as healthy as possible too ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ‘Œ

Joshua: It's still gonna be cold for a while, so it is good to take care of your health now ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ‘Œโœจ




RP: Activities might be more painful for you today, so please don't overdo it.

Joshua: OK ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ‘Œ




RP: Let's work on staying healthy together and have fun this survival ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ’ž๐ŸŽถ

Joshua: That's it exactly ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ




Joshua: I'll do some work today and then rest immediately ๐Ÿ˜ˆโœจ

bye๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ท๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ท๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ท




QT Joshua: The PR manager told me Momo-sama called in sick too ๐Ÿคฆ‍โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฆ

A’: Oh my?




QT Joshua: ๐Ÿคฆ‍โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฆ.๏ฝกoO (I actually had to stay home on Saturday too because I felt like I caught a cold……)

A’: My, my?




A’: I hope my springy girls can keep their health flawless too~




RP: A-tan seems lively but are you doing okay~??

A’: My health management abilities are also full of charisma so ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‘




RP: Can the flawless health A-tan give girls with poor health some words of advice please,,, ๐Ÿ˜”

A’: You know that uh, Rad*o Exercise [2]




A’: Episode 2 btw




A’: Episode 2 for the experts




RP: A-tanโ•I’m gonna start living alone this spring and I'm super anxious so I want your advice ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿ’š

A’: Make sure to spray V*rsan ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‘ [3]




RP: White Day soon |เฅ‚แ•)

A’: Ha……




A’: ๏ผž๏ผž๏ผžThe spring events of life๏ผœ๏ผœ๏ผœ




A’: ๏ผž๏ผž๏ผžCan’t fight on an empty stomach๏ผœ๏ผœ๏ผœ




A’: Thinking that~~~~ I was considering taking a trip to H*karie’s Underground ( ห‡ωห‡ ) (already there)




A’: Gonna go for a one pack selection~~~ ( ห‡ωห‡ )




Momochi: Cheers~๐Ÿ’œ Good evening ๐Ÿ’œ




RP: Momochi-kun!! I heard you weren't feeling well so are you okay~? ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’ฆ

Momochi: Ah ๐Ÿ’œ Yup ๐Ÿ’œ Sorry for worrying you~ ><




RP: If you're doing okay then it's all good เถ‰_เถ‰๐Ÿ’œ Your health can easily get thrown off balance with these temperature changes so let's both take care (´•ω•`)

Momochi: Pretty much~๐Ÿ’œ I think I got cold because of the rain the other day~๐Ÿ’œ




RP: It's easy to fall ill this season, so please rest whenever you can ๐Ÿฅฒ I hope Momo-kun can stay healthy เซฎ . ฬซ . แƒ๐Ÿ’œ

Momochi: Thank you~๐Ÿ’œ I'm taking it easy today~><




RP: Also~ Cheers will also cast a spell to make you feel better soon (*•ฬ€ใ…•ฬ*)๐Ÿช„โŒ’๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ

Momochi: Wow~๐Ÿ’œ This is bringing me back to perfect health ๐Ÿ’œ




Momochi: Cheers have to be careful while the seasons change too, okay~?




A’:
๏ผฟไบบไบบไบบไบบไบบไบบไบบ๏ผฟ
๏ผž Ah ๐Ÿ’œ Yup ๐Ÿ’œ ๏ผœ
๏ฟฃY^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^๏ฟฃ

Momochi: A-kun? Is something wrong?

A’: I- I'm glad you're feeling better~~~~>< ๐Ÿ’œ

Momochi: Um…… Ahahah~...... Thanks~




RP: Yeees ๐Ÿ’œ Roger (*`๏ฝฅω๏ฝฅ)ใ‚ž
Good girl Cheers will take care of their health too! ๐Ÿ’œ


Momochi: Good~ ๐Ÿ’œ That's a great answer ๐Ÿ’œ




QT Momochi: Um…… Ahahah~...... Thanks~

A’: ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿ’œ




RP: I think Momochi-kun’s words will keep me healthy so I won't get sickใ€œ^ใฃ. ั‚^ Thank you (แก´• ·ฬซ•)๐Ÿ’œ

Momochi: Really? That's great~๐Ÿ’œ




Momochi: I think I'll rest well for the rest of the day~>< You stay warm too, Cheers~๐Ÿ’œ




A’: ๏ผž๏ผž๏ผžYou’re still in CR tho๏ผœ๏ผœ๏ผœ




(2)You: Okay, Rats assemble now ๐Ÿญ




RP: Yuu-kuuun!! Assembly ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿญ
I got locked out of my account recently but I'm still checking your account!!!?!!!?


(2)You: I've been hearing about people getting locked out recently




(2)You: Like if you change your display name and such? Be careful everyone ๐Ÿญ




RP: If you don't have any followers, @post too much, or if your account is new then it's over ๐Ÿญ (veteran)

(2)You: Huuuh (A veteran Rat has appeared)




RP: Because of that a chill ran down Crazy Girls’ spines when A-kun changed his display name……

(2)You: He’s always changing his username but his profile still shows up now




RP: Hello ๐Ÿญ
Check my profile ๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿ’• [4]


(2)You: There you go (I confirmed this is a Rat so I'm taking it ๐Ÿญ)




RP: So did we meet today's comedy quota? ๐Ÿญโœจ

(2)You: Wait, what is this about a quota




RP: This is a black company so… It keeps getting harder to meet the quota ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿ’ฆ Gotta work overtime…

(2)You: For a comedy finale……?




(2)You: Wait




(2)You: What the heck is a fall sushi




RP: Isn't that an improvement? Otherwise A-tan will have to be a spring potato for life… ๐Ÿญแดณแต˜หกแต–

(2)You: I think he can keep being a spring potato for life ๐Ÿญ

A’: What're you sayingggg!!! You fall sushiii!!!

(2)You: This spring potato didn't get locked out




RP: A fall sushi……?? Like katsuo…???

(2)You: You take your seasons seriously huh




(2)You: No




RP: (2)You (Katsuo)

(2)You: The name does sound like that kinda huh…… [5]




RP: A splendid tsukkomi performance! Spring Potato & Fall Sushi comedy duo, now on *-1โ€ผ๏ธ

(2)You: Do not 




RP: If you keep saying that, it'll end up in one of president ๐Ÿผ’s challenges

(2)You: I'm gonna go home before he sees this post ๐Ÿญ




RP: Is there a spring tochiotome too?!โ‰๏ธโ‰๏ธโ‰๏ธโ‰๏ธโ‰๏ธโ‰๏ธโ‰๏ธโ‰๏ธโ‰๏ธโ‰๏ธโ‰๏ธโ‰๏ธโ‰๏ธโ‰๏ธโ‰๏ธโ‰๏ธ

(2)You: Why are these showing up after I said I'm going home




RP: Uh, um, would a winter st*rbucks be okay… ๐Ÿ‘

(2)You: Hey……




A’: @mmc_veronica (Come out nowww I know you're faking illnesssss)




RP: You can feel CR all through spring summer fall and winter

(2)You: Huh……




Momochi: @a_nsfw

A’: Ahhhhhh…… โ™ก




A’: (run)

(2)You: See? I knew this is how it'd turn out




A’: @judah_kgrb (Come out nowww I know you're thereeee)

Judah: ๐Ÿ“

A’: ๏ผž๏ผž๏ผžTime difference๏ผœ๏ผœ๏ผœ




(2)You: I guess I should get going now yeah




(2)You: You're dismissed for today. CYA ๐Ÿญโค








Notes:

[1] Both OP’s tweet and Joshua's reply are in Chinese.

[2] NHK’s radio exercise show. Pretty sure he mentioned this before.

[3] A brand of insecticide.

[4] You can probably tell but the joke is that this person is replying like a bot.

[5] (2)YOU: tsu-yu. Sounds similar if you squint.

6- A’s “run” is more of an imperative rather than a description of what he's doing but it's significantly less funny if I add more words to get that across.

7- Judah replied 7 minutes late.
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