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Exclusive audio recording from CR wiretapping department

2019/XX/XX - Afternoon

Climax Records Agency - 3rd floor meeting room



A’: Um…

A’: I… Deeply apologize for all the inconvenience!

A’: It's not much, but… I bought these for you… So if you could have them…

Nightmare: Huh? What is this?

6: Oh, I know this store. I think it was in Pikarie’s underground floor.

Nightmare: Hmm…

A’: …

Nightmare: So? Are they sweet? Or salty? Nighty feels like eating something salty right now.

6: The salty ones seem to be sweet potato chips.

Nightmare: Sweet potatoes? A-tan, you just bought things you like.

Nightmare: Wai- What's this? It says they're truffled. Nighty is taking these.

Nightmare: So what about you, A-tan? It seems you're ready to go back to work.

A’: … Yeah, it's all good! On my end and such…

6: Oh, then we can record just fine. Nice nice.

A’: Of course! I plan to make the recording proceed smoothly… And…

6: Oh, and this is…? What's this one?

6: Premium salt…? Huuuh, you call this premium?

Nightmare: Which one are you taking, A-tan? Actually, how long do you plan on standing there like that?

A’: I mean… You guys aren't hearing me out at all…

Nightmare: Hear out what exactly?

A’: It's just…

6: Uhhh… Hey, I think I'll take this one. Anchovy and garlic sounds so fancy!

Nightmare: Don't.

6: Why~?

Nightmare: Nighty wants to eat that one next.

6: Oh, okay. That's fine then, I'll have a look at the premium thing that tastes like regular salt.

6: You should come here and take something, A. Or else Nighty will hog it all to himself.

A’: Eh? But I pulled all sorts of nonsense… and caused you two so much trouble…!

Nightmare: And aren't you always onto some nonsense, giving people trouble? What're you saying now?

6: Hahahaha! That's right!

Nightmare: More importantly, be quiet and come eat with us. Here. It says it tastes like salted honey and butter.

Nightmare: No matter how you cut it, it's for children. Suits you perfectly.

Nightmare: And yet… What are you doing? Going all the way to buy us these snacks as an apology…

Nightmare: Even though you're such a child.

A’: …!

6: You still couldn't hide that splendidly childish part of you that only buys the things you yourself like, though. Well, it's fun that way so I don't mind.

A’: Nah, what are you saying! You shouldn't be laughing! I was damn serious about choosing snacks for you!

Nightmare: Hmm… This one's tasty, but it's making me really thirsty.

6: Oh, are you going to buy beer? Then I'm going with you.

Nightmare: Are you stupid or what? I'm just going to get water from the vending machine over there. I'll also tell the staff members we can continue recording on my way.

Nightmare: You geezer and A-tan are hopeless, so I can't let you do that.

6: Wow, as expected! Nighty’s one hard worker! Even when you look so wretched.

Nightmare: Huh? Did you just say something?

A’: I can tell the staff-

Nightmare: It's fine. A-tan should do the things only children can do. Like opening the windows over there and doing vocal training.

6: Oh yeah, and taste test these for me while you're at it. Isn't it a childish task according to Nighty~? I'm also curious if it's sweet or salty.

A’: …!

A’: … Hey, hey! Can you stop it with the constant “child, child?”

A’: If you keep saying that, I'll go to the studio first and do everything in my power to shout out loud.

A’: In exchange… Tell everyone… that I'll sing the best song ever.

6: Yeah, I'm looking forward to that one. After all, this is a song that represents our bond as NSFW. Since the three of us worked so hard on it and stuff, yeah?

Nightmare: It's true. Oh yeah, just letting you know, but I'm gonna tell the staff A-tan overdid it in a drinking bar and ended up with a bad case of diarrhea. Go along with it.

6: Hahahaha, really?! That was so funny if I must say so myself~!

A’: … Huh??? Diarrhea from a drinking bar? What the heck? Don't you have a better excuse?!


[Climax Records Agency - Corridor]


Nightmare: In the end… We really didn't hear anything out, huh?

6: Well, it'll stop being fun that way.

Nightmare: A-tan seemed like he was ready to face that, though.

6: Even then, I might get bored like that. If we get our answers and all.

6: So I was thinking we can stay this way. After all, NSFW is bringing me enough fun like this.

Nightmare: You only think about yourself as usual.

Nightmare: But… Nighty is okay with things this way, too. So I don't mind.
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